Keeping a Healthy, Happy Computer, Part 1
Alright, you bastards.
A few days ago I got a computer to fix. What needed to be “fixed” was outrageous and ridiculously dumb: there were popups and it “runs slow.” These may be liable reasons to you, but to a computer technician this is a really stale joke.
So in order to help all those poor computer techs out there like me who will eventually have to fix one of your computers in the near future, I am giving you this simple guide as to how to keep your computer clean and running fast.